Minister of Funny Talk

Found this silly joke a few weeks ago on the website of one of the candidates up for the prime-minister of Australia, before the elections took place. But I cannot locate it on the site now!

Stairway to Political Heaven

One fateful day the seven dwarfs left to go work at the local coal mine (hey, even little people have to make a dollar) while Snow White stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine around noon with their food she saw that there had been a terrible cave in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out for them. She prayed her dwarfs had survived.

“Hello, hello,” she cried out… “Can anyone hear me? Hello…?”

For quite some time, without hearing a word. Just as she was about to lose hope, a sobbing Snow White called out one last time…

“Hello… Is anyone down there? Please… Can anyone hear me?”

She then heard a faint voice, deep down from within the mine. The voice said, “… Vote for the Other Party!”

Snow White, relieved that at least one dwarf had survived, gasped “Oh, that means Dopey is still alive.”

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