How to Make your Computer go Faster

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If Personal Computers are for Everybody, How Come They're Priced for Nobody?

Throw it out a window!

I love this joke!
It is amazingly simple, requires no extra funding, and can be achieved by anyone with a strong arm and a window.

I highly suggest you open the window first. The first floor is probably enough, but from the roof makes for a grander impression upon the ground below. Be sure to set up a camera should you choose to actually do this … as I want to see photographs of the flight path, ground impact and distribution of the components. I see this as great art!

FYI: I found the joke on this quotes-page, a complete list of quotes supplied from comments.

2 thoughts on “How to Make your Computer go Faster

    davis said:
    November 6, 2009 at 11:33 PM

    excellent suggestion! and add the cellphones while you’re at it

    Stephen Mitchell responded:
    November 7, 2009 at 7:10 PM

    Davis, great idea, Add the cell phones! Sounds like a great idea, but only those that use music as a ring-tone!

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